Hear ye, hear ye! Welcome to Emcee C.M.’s Emporium of Real Things.
Buy here to support the work that I do (and the life that I live), and you will get things that I have made with my own two hands. Your support allows me to keep doing voluntary civic engagement and land stewardship projects, and also to make things that are beautiful and/or interesting simply on their own merit. For examples of the types of work I do, and the types of art I make, just browse around on this site. If you scroll down to the bottom you will find some sweet treats to eat that I made too.
Everything in the Emporium is for sale on a sliding scale. Click here to view the sliding scale price chart and decide what price is meant for you. This means that if you have a relatively high income, you should select a price at the higher end of the scale. If you have a relatively low income, you should select a price at the lower end. Yes, I am completely serious. So, without further ado, here is what’s up for sale:
If you write to me and tell me a story, I will make a custom Footprint Factory style print for you.
Sometimes I find old spoons and carve teeth into them to make sporks. Each one is unique.